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Coaster | Don't F* Up the Table | Gold, Glitter, Black

Coaster | Don't F* Up the Table | Gold, Glitter, Black

$30.00
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Handmade and unapologetically extra, this 4” round coaster layers gold vintage glitter, black and gold spray paint, and white vinyl lettering in resin and acrylic — because who said “functional” can’t be fabulous? Four rubber feet prevent scratches, and transparent sections let your tabletop peek through (you paid good money for that, after all). Perfect for your daily drinks, cocktail parties, and not-so-subtly reminding your guests that condensation is not furniture-friendly.

Go on — be the host with the most glam, punk, and glitter all at once. Use a f*cking coaster. What are you, a Neanderthal?

Details

Inspired by sparkle, sass, and telling it like it is.

Surface is flat with slightly domed edges. Four rubber feet on underside.

  • Materials: Resin, Acrylic, Spray Paint, Vinyl Lettering, Vintage Glitter
  • Color: Clear, Gold, Black, White
  • Hardware: Rubber feet
  • Dimensions: 4" diameter, about 1/4" thick
  • Weight: 60g

Made with Love

For each handcrafted coaster, I cut and apply the vinyl lettering I designed, pour resin, paint, refine, and add rubber feet.

Care Instructions

As with all resin items...

  • Heat may cause plastics to warp: no dishwashers, do not keep submerged in hot water, and use it for hot mugs at your own risk.
  • Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight.
  • Clean with soap and water.
  • Polish with plastic polish (like Flitz) following the manufacturer’s instructions.

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